Hormones

This started at as a comment to Kevin’s last post, but I thought it might deserve it’s own post…

Thank you dear for sparing everyone the details of my little breakdown!! I must admit that the hormones were a little on the rise on Sunday. However, I have a few small reasons why I may have been a bit in a mood.

I’ve thought about it and I have a few DON’Ts that had finally hit me on Sunday. All at once!! These are things to never do while you are pregnant.

1. Don’t ever share a bathroom with your husband…the bathroom is your morning oasis.

2. Don’t ever let people know that you think it is funny when they make fat jokes (or comments) when you are just a little pregnant, because when you’re a little further along, you may not think it’s so funny!!

3. Don’t ever refuse to clean your house until remodel job is done. It will just get dirty again is not a good reason. Think about it, everything just gets dirty again!!!

and finally….

4. Don’t ever tell your husband that your unborn baby is not his, no matter how much you want to break the tension. It’s not funny no matter how funny it was in your head.

3 Comments

KevinNovember 22nd, 2005 at 9:14 pm

A little harsh on the remodel part, don’t cha think?

Punishment? Hmm, well considering I spend a great deal of time myself cleaning the house on a regular basis, I’m not sure where you were going with that one.

LynnetteNovember 22nd, 2005 at 9:22 pm

Alright, I erased the original #1 on the list so no one could see how insensitive I am. I must now add another DON’T to my list.

5. Don’t ever put your husband down for not getting the remodel job done. He’s been working his butt off for something you asked him to do.

Sorry dear!!

StephNovember 23rd, 2005 at 9:51 am

OMG! You guys are cracking me up.

If you need a referee, don’t forget that I’m only a few houses away….

Heheheheee….

Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!

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